Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I touched a dick in church today
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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