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(763): View more from Minnesota

I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off

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(734): View more from Michigan

I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

tonight, alcohol would be proud of us

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

video games are the ultimate cock blocker

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just got to costco. Where are you?

(602): View more from Arizona

Liquor aisle, bring another cart.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.

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(360): View more from Washington

Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.

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