Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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