I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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