please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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