just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
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god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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