Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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