super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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