i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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