with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
