the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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