This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Come see our sink grown plant.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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