I want to stick my p in your. b.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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