You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
