Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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