was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other