When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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