Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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