did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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