I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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