Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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