I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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