I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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