you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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