that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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