Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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