normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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