i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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