i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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