idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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