Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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