i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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