I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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