No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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