he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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