1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We have so much sex to catch up on
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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