you have to choose: penises or morals?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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