Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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