Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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