she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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