he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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