Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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