shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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