this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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