she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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