My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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