I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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