I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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