why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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