If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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