So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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