do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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