Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.