I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.