you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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