I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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