I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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