This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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